I'm sure you know what I'm talking about. You go to one of your favorite blogs, the ones hosted by famous authors or people who know famous authors or people who famously review books by famous authors ... and they're giving away a copy of the latest offering by said famous author ...
Now, if you're anything like me, you simply can't resist the opportunity to win the book, instead of going out and buying it. How hard can it be? You have to follow one or two of the following instructions:
* "Post a comment below to win a copy of the book"
* "Post a comment below and mention the title of the book"
* "Go to Facebook and 'Like' our Facebook page, then tell us
you liked us."
Okay, not too onerous. So you do it. Well, today I found the book giveaway of ALL book giveaways. The one that required a marathon of tasks to be carried out, just for a chance to win a copy of a book. Going through all these steps seemed a little insane, but for the hang of it, and in the interests of writing this blog, I decided to comply with their instructions. After all, how long could it take ... 7 steps. For each of these steps, you earned a certain number of entries in the competition. These were:
1. 1 entry - "Like" the blog page on Facebook
2. 1 entry - "Like" the famous author's 'Author' page on
Then there were the bonus entries:
3. 2 entries - Visit famous author's website and comment
about a book you would like to read.
4. 2 entries - Follow the blog on Twitter
5. 3 entries - Tweet about the giveaway for 3 extra entries
6. 4 entries - Comment on any of their blog posts and leave a
comment with the title. Leave multiple entries, but each one
must contain the title and must be a new comment.
7. 5 entries - Blog about the giveaway and link to their post.
So off I went!! Step 1 - I zoomed off to Facebook to 'Like' the blog's corresponding page. 1 entry in the bank! Will they notice I now like them or should I tell them? Hmmm ... I'd better post to their blog site.
Step 2 - I went to the Author page of the Famous Author. Now, I'm actually friends with the author in question on their actual Facebook page, so fortunately for me, I've never 'Liked' their Famous Author page. Whew! 1 more entry in the bag. Wait ... I'd better tell them I 'Liked' the Famous Author ... back to their blog site.
On to step 3 - off to the website of the Famous Author. I'm supposed to tell them about a book I'd like to read. Now I'm guessing I'm supposed to say I want to read their book, but would I still qualify if I named a book by a different author? Moot point, it turns out, as there is a problem. There is no place to comment on anything on Famous Author's website. 2 entries lost - surely I should at least get one for trying??? Do I tell them I tried? Back to their blog site.
Step 4 - follow the blog on Twitter. Done. Yay! Another 2 entries in the bank Wait a minute. Am I supposed to tell them I've started following them on Twitter, or can I trust that they'll notice I'm now following them? Hmm, I'd better leave a comment on the blog.
Step 5 - Tweet about the giveaway. Did that, 3 entries banked. But wait a minute. How do they know I've tweeted about it? Do I have to tweet to them or can I just post it on their blog? Back to their blog site. No help re this dilemma on their blog or website, so I guess they're a trusting bunch. But how will they know to credit me with 3 entries if I don't let them know. I'd better go to their blog and tell them I tweeted. Wait. Do I have to do that every time I tweet? I should ask them. Yes. I do have to tell them, they say. And I have to mention the book name every time I comment, telling them I've tweeted. If, by any chance, I forget to do so, my entry is void, despite the trouble I've taken to tweet a link to their giveaway. Wow. This is getting difficult.
Step 6 - Post a comment to their blog site and mention the book name every time I comment. Every new comment is worth 4 entries. Wow! You have GOT to be kidding me!! That's WAY easier than all those previous steps, so why don't I just write a hundred comments on their blog site, mention the book title in every post and earn 4 entries for each comment? FOUR ENTRIES??? I could copy the post and repeat it, over and over ... Hmmm ... Back to their blog site.
And the really interesting Step 7 - blog about the giveaway and link to their blog from your blog ... So here I am, blogging about their giveaway. Somehow, I don't think they'd like this blog post, so I have deliberately NOT mentioned the site or the Famous Author at all ... there ... I just blew 5 entries!
By now, I have invested almost an hour of my life in this endeavor ... I wonder if the bloggers or the famous author realize that's how long it would take a reader to comply ...
Let me just say that I am trusting the blog owners to add all these entries on my behalf ... I have absolutely no way of knowing whether they have or not ... it's not like they have to post a comment on their blog telling me they've entered X number of entries into the competition in my name. This is stictly a one way street, apparently. They could just be yanking my chain and it doesn't mean squat that I actually participated in this marathon of madness. Reciprocity would go a long way here, guys.
I just wanted to make a point about how insane these giveaways are. It's all about self promotion, either by the blog site or the Famous Author and we poor saps are their tools ... doing their marketing for them, free, gratis, for nothing etc. all in the vain hope that we'll win a copy of the book ... which winner, incidentally, is drawn randomly, so someone who entered once by posting one comment could be the winner instead of me, who participated in the marathon!!
I think the Famous Authors who pass along a copy or two of their books should be made to go through all these steps before they allow blog sites to subject their readers to this kind of torture. I totally get that publishing houses expect their authors to do self-promotion. I understand how hard that is for the authors. I understand that they all make use of every social media outlet that exists in an effort to get word out about their latest book.
But this giveaway was at the top end of insanity.
However, there was method in their madness. Every time I had to tell them I had complied with one of the steps, I went to their blog, driving up traffic to their site. Every time I mention the name of the book, I drive more traffic to their site every time anyone googles that book title. I should get PAID for all this traffic I'm driving and all I get is a lousy chance to win a book????
So ... I think I'll just buy the book, or better yet, wait until it hits the shelves of my local library. At least they don't make me jump through hoops just to read the darned thing!